Title: Date - SasoDei Date - No. 1
Author: ShiranuiKai a.k.a Santi
Warning: None but there is shounen-ai here. So, don't read if you don't like, I hate RUDE COMMENTS. And, this is my first fanfic, spare my life, will you?
Pairing: DUH, SasoDei a.k.a Sasori x Deidara

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"Un, why do I have to do this?" Deidara glared at Kisame. Kisame just smirked but ignored Deidara's question. "And, why do i have to go date with Sasori, un?" Deidara's face immediately turned red soon after he said the redhead name, Akasuna Sasori.

"Oh, come on, Dei! I thought you'd love this! Didn't you say that you have a HUGE crush on Sasori? After all..." Kisame's grin widen, " His pride won't let him to lose at our little game." Deidara cocked his right eyebrow, obviously confused. "Now, Dei, you should get yourself ready. You have..." He cast a quick glance at his watch, "two minutes."

"W-wait! What game? I mean the game that you guys play? N...Never thought Sasori-Danna would play a game, un..."

Before Kisame could answer, Itachi interrupted, "It was Kisame and Hidan's idea. To play 'Truth Or Dare'. After knowing that you have a crush at that redhead... Hidan forced Sasori to choose the dare by going a date with you or else Kisame would turn his puppets into pile of rubbish." Itachi explained while stood near Deidara's bedroom window to give alert about Sasori's arrival. Two minutes have passed and Itachi caught sight of Sasori. "He's here. Ready, Deidara?"

"He is." Kisame answered. He gave Deidara a thumb up and patted his shoulders, "Good luck, Dei!" Deidara was getting nervous all of sudden. A date with Sasori? Of course, he always wanted to spend his time with his Danna, but it seems that the redhead wasn't aware of his feeling. And, Deidara himself was afraid of telling Sasori, afraid of rejection, more worst, his venomous insults.

'OMG... What should I do, un?? What if Sasori-Danna doesn't even want to go date with me? What if he tells me that he hate this date?' Deidara thought. He wasn't able to think anything other than Sasori's insults towards him and his furious expression. The doorbell rang, cutting off his thoughts and he felt anxiety inside his chest, his heart hammering. Itachi raced towards the bedroom door, Kisame followed and dragged the poor Deidara.

The door was opened, Sasori stood there, obviously annoyed at Kisame. He kept shooting his death glares at both Kisame and Itachi. Both were amused and acted nothing at all at his death glares, well, except for the blonde, that is... All four of them stood there for few minutes without saying anything, except for doing a staring contest. Kisame gave a loud 'Ahem' and grinned at Sasori while pointing his finger at Deidara.

"Are we... gonna be a statue here?" Itachi said. "You two should go now for your -cough-date-cough-..." he then ushered them out of the house. "And, don't forget to have a romantic dinner, too." He finished with a small smirk, looking back and forth between Deidara and Sasori.

"Yeah, and remember, we'll be waiting to hear your lovely story in details later." Kisame added with his evil grinned. Sasori paused before heading out and looked at Kisame dangerously. Kisame sensed this and said, "Don't worry Sasori, your precious arts are safe with me and Itachi IF you manage to complete this dare. Oh yeah, don't forget to follow the 'Romantic Schedule', ok?"

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Following the 'Romantic Schedule' that Hidan and Kisame had prepared for them, both Sasori and Deidara went to the movie theatre as their first task. Deidara made himself pretend that this date was just an ordinary outing with the redhead.

"Um... Danna..?" Deidara began to speak.

"Don't ask." Sasori simply answered. Not wanting the blond to ask anything stupid about the dare thing. "I would have ignored that bastard's request of that useless game if he didn't steal my puppets." Sasori scowled.

Both were silent after that. Deidara was running out of things to say until he asked, "So, which movie are we going to watch, un?"

Sasori immediately shot Deidara a grim look, "How am I suppose to know?" The blonde kept silent, he didn't dare to receive any of Sasori's death glares anymore.

When they arrived at the theatre, both man's faces became pale, eyes were widen while staring at the movie poster displayed at the entrance. The name of the movie was 'Heart' (1), by just looking at the poster, where there was a picture of a woman cry at the left side while the other side, a couple having romantic time at a river. (2)

'Oh no... not a sad story, un...' Deidara gulped. 'I hate sad story, un. I hope I will not crying while watching it especially when I'm right now, with Sasori-Danna, un!' He mentally cursed himself.

'I'm gonna kick both Kisame and Hidan's ass including Itachi for forcing me to watch this stupid movie!' Sasori mentally screamed inside his mind.

For the second time, both of them stood still like a statue at the theatre entrance...